var dontsteal="The girls are waiting for your call\n\nTo make a date, call 07984 222 399.";
function noclick(e)
{
  if (document.all) { if (event.button == 2) { alert(dontsteal); return false; } }
  if (document.layers) { if (e.which == 3) { alert(dontsteal); return false; } }
}

if (document.layers) { document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN); }

document.onmousedown=noclick;